Being an Ass in the Third World-

I often wonder what the worst job is in this country. There are many really bad jobs, the top three worst jobs are:
1) Ditch Cleaner- Here there is not really storm drains, just little ditches on the side of the road. These little ditches catch everything; they very quickly become full of everything unimaginable. They stink to high heaven and about once every week or two there is a crew that comes and cleans these out with shovels.
2) The Push Cart Guys- these guys push carts loaded down with hundreds of pounds of stuff all over down. There is no such thing as moving trucks these guys move everything by little wooden carts.
3) The Ass- The life of the ass in a third world is by far the worst of any jobs. This animals are loaded down with lots of weight, given very little to eat and what they are given is basically trash. It is not uncommon to see them being beat with one inch thick chains across the face. They work everyday from sunrise to sunset. So the gold metal for the worst job goes to the ass.